AN ANNOTATED THERMOMETER

I saw this on this website:
http://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/2.html
Thought it was funny

60F 15C 289K
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)

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50F 10C 283K
Miami residents turn on the heat (if they have a heating system)

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40F 4C 277K
* You can see your breath
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Minnesotans go swimming

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35F 2C 275K
Italian cars don’t start

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32F 0C 273K
Water freezes

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30F -1C 272K
* You plan your vacation to Australia
* Minnesotans put on T-shirts
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* British cars don’t start
* Your boogers freeze

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25F -4C 269K
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Minnesotans eat ice cream
* Canadians go swimming

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20F -7C 266K
* You can hear your breath
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* New York City water freezes
* Miami residents plan vacation further south

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15F -9C 264K
* French cars don’t start
* You plan a vacation in Mexico
* Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you

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10F -12C 261K
* Too cold to ski
* You need jumper cables to get the car going

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5F -15C 258K

* You plan your vacation in Houston
* American cars don’t start

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0F -18C 255K

* Alaskans put on T-shirts
* Too cold to skate

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-10F -23C 250K

* German cars don’t start
* Eyes freeze shut when you blink

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-15F -26C 247K
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Arkansas stick tongue on metal objects
* Miami residents cease to exist

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-20F -29C 244K
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
* Japanese cars don’t start

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-25F -32C 241K
* Too cold to think
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going

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-30F -34C 239K
* You plan a two week hot bath
* The Mighty Mongahela freezes
* Sweedish cars don’t start

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-40F -40C 233K
* Californians disappear
* Minnesotan button top button
* Canadians put on sweaters
* Your car helps you plan your trip South

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-50F -46C 237K
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window

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-80F -62C 211K
* Hell freezes over
* Polar bears move south

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